Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Again

Good and Clean Location - not an obscure house in some random colony

Never allow these people into your home

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

Especially for a decent guy working in IT etc

If you are desperate enough to want paid sex

Just watch the Bangalore Police Facebook page where they give you case after case

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

She will claim to be a Housewife and a few days later “Husband” will call you and demand vindication for stealing his honor in the form of money

The other alternative is to take a flight to Thailand and ensure you don't snare one of them ‘Lady Boys' in Potpong

It's a hell of a risk

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

Please dont invite such people to your home

Or a Male Masseuse for a Male and Female Masseuse for a Female

Lot of Advertising

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Or blackmail

That means

Door to Door Massage is code name for Paid Sex in 90% cases

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

Or drive to Thekkady or Kutralam where you get a clean massage even by a woman

They are mainly sex workers

You want a proper massage from a certified, clean masseuse who just gives you a massage, then go to a Five Star Hotel Spa or a highly reputed spa where reputation is more than offers of sex

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

Then only Goa is 100% clean